Things I learned in the last 24 hours. →

I ran out of shampoo last week. No big deal, I thought, I'll just run down to the supermarket and grab another bottle. Unfortunately, the trickster gods of consumerism had something else in mind. There must have been fifty different varieties on display, arrayed across both sides of the aisle... →

I have no idea whether I should donate money to Wikipedia or not, or what they'd spend it on if I did. →