Over the corporate IM...

[Charles] That's more cynical than I would expect from you.
[Alan] This week is Cynics Week
[Charles] Originally, it was going to be apathy week, but nobody cared.
[Alan] Well, we cared, we just didn't tell anyone. yet.
[Charles] No, that's procrastination week. That's next month.
[Alan] Can't we have it in July instead?
[Charles] Yeah why not.