Inexorable, the harbour is going nowhere, it has nothing else to do. It will beat on this jetty day after day until it was broken, until it is out of its way. Such forces have hewn valleys between mountains, this little structure of wood and steel will be beaten down if the harbour has to wait until the end of civilisation to do it. And what has civilisation been, but a blink in the water's eye, a ripple in history? →
May 2003
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2003
You are in some way subject to architectural, framework or language constraints that force you to write ugly code. For example, your UI framework requires one kind of object, your persistence framework requires another, and you keep having to convert between the two. →
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May
2003
I recently posted a definition of Metadata to the XP mailing-list. It's pretty basic stuff, but I figured I'd put it here in case I needed to find it again later. →
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May
2003
Anyway, today after dropping into the bakery to grab lunch, I decided to walk across the bridge and take some photos. I should do it again some time when it's more sunny. Meanwhile you can find the photographs in question here. →
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May
2003
Above all, you need a culture where quality is considered important. (This, once again, parallels security.) If the company doesn't value quality, you're never going to achieve it because everyone will be looking for ways to work around whatever measures you put in place, and nobody will ever be called to account for doing so. →
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May
2003
In order for this to happen, though, I expect the people who design toasted sandwich makers for a living to know a hell of a lot about them. This is fundamentally necessary. If it were made by some guy who'd read a pamphlet one evening about how to build an electrical appliance, it'd be just as likely to blow up in my face as do anything useful. →
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May
2003
Sometimes I think it would be really cool to have my working day commentated by the ghostly voice from Mortal Kombat. →
19
May
2003
Getting people to contribute to Open Source is <em>hard</em>. If you do not have sufficient motivation to take the first, important steps yourself, nobody else is going to. At most, you'll attract a bunch of other people who, like you, want to talk about the project instead of coding it. →
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May
2003
This, of course, took the poor student somewhat by surprise. Not the least because I tend to write rather formally to strangers, and it may have (unintentionally) sounded like I was annoyed. But anyway, you don't really expect, when you reference someone's writings in your obscure school assignment, to have the author write back and correct you. →
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May
2003
I'm going to see The Matrix Reloaded in about two and a half hours. Just now, I was reading JWZ's blog and discovered that it contains evidence of the first ever technically accurate computer-hacking scene in a movie. →
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May
2003
A closure is an anonymous function that `closes' over its surrounding scope. Thus when the function defined by the closure is executed, it has access to all the local variables that were in scope when it was created. →
13
May
2003
There's a lot to think about in this for Swing programmers, too. If your application has been laid out on a Windows box, chances are it's going to look wrong on OS X. At worst, you're going to find a lot of widgets fighting for space, and cropping text because the OS X widgets are just that much bigger and rounder than their Windows counterparts. Even if the layout isn't breaking, you're still not going to look comfortable on the platform because the Apple Human Interface Guidelines are very strict about how applications are laid out →
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May
2003
Since joining the Church of Macintosh, I have found peace and fulfilment. Finally, after years in the computing wilderness, I finally feel I have found somewhere that I belong. Don't you want to belong? →
8
May
2003
"...it's funny that it's now become possible to use Linux and still feel like you're selling out, but there you go." --- Kief, on being forced to support RedHat →
6
May
2003
After eight years of being an Internet nerd, I've finally completely lost the ability to concentrate on one thing at a time. →
6
May
2003
Static typing is declarative. Testing is procedural. Thus, when your program fails through types, the exact location of the error can be immediately ascertained: it's the point at which your type declaration becomes untrue. When your program fails a regular test, you only find the point at which the testing procedure detects the resulting misbehaviour. →
6
May
2003
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. ---Ripley, in Aliens. →
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May
2003
The intended use of Schemix is for exploration of the Linux kernel and for rapid, interactive prototyping of Linux drivers and other new kernel features. To achieve this, Schemix will attempt to make a large subset of the kernel functionality available to Scheme programs. Interactivity is via a character device, /dev/schemix which presents a REPL (Read, Eval, Print Loop) to anyone having access to the device. →
3
May
2003
X-Men 2 had a good plot, strong villains, good F/X and action sequences (both unfortunately overshadowed by Matrix Reloaded anticipation), and good performances by all the lead characters. What it desperately needed was a decisive, ruthless script editor. →