The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes…

by Charles Miller on September 29, 2011

Each little bottle of shampoo and conditioner in this hotel bears a brief homily on how to live a better life.

Each individually wrapped homily on each individual serving of scented detergent is individually trademarked™.

At what point do I find out Brad Pitt was me all along?

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