The top 20 most listened to theme songs in the last week, as tracked by last.fm:

On a similar note: my new favouritest Wikipedia page ever, List of problems solved by MacGyver:

MacGyver uses his pocket knife to disarm the self-destruct device of a downed military satellite. He then uses parts of the satellite’s retrieval system - namely metal tubing and large sheets of flexible plastic - to fashion a makeshift hang glider.

…which narrowly beats the List of Scientology Security Checks:

This long Sec Check, consisting of hundreds of questions, takes stock of the subject’s entire time track, including all their past lives. It includes questions such as:

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
• Have you ever smothered a baby?
• Have you ever enslaved a population?
• Have you ever destroyed a culture?
• Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?
• Have you ever zapped anyone?
• Have you ever eaten a human body?
• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?