Intra-office email

February 15, 2008 11:44 AM

From: Charles Miller
To: atlassian-sydney


On 14/02/2008, at 6:26 PM, Mandy Farquhar wrote:

Can people please check the bathrooms and showers before turning off the downstairs light? I really don't appreciate people turning off the light and leaving me in a pitch black bathroom.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> shout "Hey, could somebody turn the lights back on?"

Your shout echoes through the dark lavatory. You hear some shuffling and sniggering outside, but the lights remain off.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> shout "You have no idea how dead you guys are..."

You hear the sound of somebody walking up a flight of stairs in the distance. The lights remain off.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> shout "Seriously, guys, this isn't funny any more."

You have been eaten by a grue. Be thankful we don't tell you where it was hiding.

****YOU HAVE DIED****
Your score is 10 points out of a possible 600, in 3 moves
This gives you the rank of Bathroom Amateur
Restart/Reload/Quit?

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