Dear Maven 2,

It has come to my attention that you are responsible for the loss of many, many hours of my life, hours that could have been spent on more worthwhile endeavours but that now I will never get back. In addition, the resultant fluctuations in my blood pressure have likely reduced my life-expectancy by a corresponding amount.

I shall be seeking redress for the lost time.

With an axe.

Warm regards,

Charles.