I spent all of Christmas telling everyone who raised the subject, including my brother who was on his way to report on Macworld SF, just why there wouldn't be an iPhone.
Boy do I look like an idiot now.
A grinning, "I want one of those! NOW! Yes, I know it's not going to be available in Australia forever, and half the features won't work when it finally gets here, I don't care!" idiot, mind you.