Caption competition:

• Imagine a Beowulf cluster of....
• When I asked for a G4 tower on my desktop...
• So, if one Mac is a lover, what's six stacked on top of each other?
• Recycled aluminium: 10c per can.
• Desperately trying to prove we belong at WWDC.
• Maybe if you hook them all together, they'll be able to run Doom 3?
• Confluence. Because if you can't trust a room full of crazed Mac bigots, who can you trust?
• All that's missing are a bunch of monkeys running around the base beating each other with sticks.
• Now we know what they're doing all day instead of fixing Javablogs...

Edit: I forgot...

• Hey, one of us has a girlfriend, too!