Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Two years 'til I'm thirty,
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I turned 28. I have absolutely no words of wisdom for you to mark the occasion, so I will leave you with a quote from the narrator of that great TV show from my childhood, Monkey

"The pilgrims still have as far to go as they have travelled. What end can there be to a journey as long as life? What end can there be to life? It is very hard to want nothing and to move on endlessly, and it is very easy. There is no end. There is one life, one pattern, and this is the pattern which is being followed."