Conversation from IRC:

Charles

Oh dear... I just took one of those "Which Sci Fi character are you?" quizzes, and I was... Wesley Crusher.

Charles

Should I go shoot myself now?

Lonita

No, go back to the quiz and lie.

Charles

But that would be dishonest!

Lonita

So?

Charles

OK. I changed the answer to the one question I wasn't sure about. Now I'm Picard. Yay.

Lonita

Now don't you feel better?

Charles

To be honest, I still feel a little dirty.

Lonita

Go take a sonic shower.