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Russell Beattie, on the whole “Microsoft pays for bloggers to attend a conference, bloggers don't mention it” saga:

I really only have one thought about this: WHEN THE HELL IS SUN GOING TO SEND THE JAVA BLOGGERS OUR TICKETS TO A SIMILAR GIG?!?!?!?

Sun! Get on it! I have no scruples! I promise I won't mention ANYTHING about you're paying for a flight back to San Francisco for me!

Dear Sun. I also have no scruples. If you pay for me to fly to San Francisco, I will blog whatever the hell you want me to.