Conversation at work, that will only make sense if you've used Websphere Application Developer or Eclipse:

[David P] Every so often, I just get a GPF and it vanishes.
[Neville] (referring to a big piece of paper from a previous project that we used to tick every time VisualAge crashed) We need another one of those posters with the check-marks.
[David R] Or a dartboard with a picture of WSAD...
[Charles] Yeah, that'd be a good idea. Except every time you threw a dart at it, it'd land in the wrong perspective.