Quote of the day:

Then there's the Berne Convention, the 1971 document from which most international copyright law proceeds. It is not to be confused with the Geneva Convention, which is from a different bit of Switzerland and proscribes "cruel and unusual punishment" such as torture. As a rule of thumb, the Berne Convention says you shouldn't copy Celine Dion CDs, the Geneva Convention bans them outright.

Matthew J C Powell, Australian Reseller News 26/6/2002