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Do you have a problem with elves? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to elves in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by elves.
- Have you missed classes or work because of elves?
- Do you have trouble refusing elves?
- Do you need elves in order to have fun at a party?
- Do you use elves to build up your self-confidence?
- Do you use elves to help you relax?
- Have you tried to give up elves and failed?
- Do you crave elves as soon as you wake up?
- Do you get into trouble because of elves?
- Do you crave elves at a definite time daily?
- Do you lie to others about how often you partake in elves?
- Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of elves?
- Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and elves?
Remember, there are people who can help you control elves, instead of elves controlling you.
