Found on Boing Boing Blog, something nearly too horrific for words...
Power-nerd slashfic. Slash (homoerotic fan fiction) has started to surface starring Steve Jobs and Bill Gates:
"(Jobs) nuzzles my neck, bites my earlobe," Slade writes. "I watch him go to his desk and rummage in one of the top drawers. When he comes back, he's holding a bottle of hand lotion.... He hooks his hand on the waistband of my chinos and briefs, sliding them both down at once.... He runs his hand up my back and leans down to whisper, 'Bill, are you a virgin?'"
"Yes." Sort of.
"I'll be gentle."