I was on the train to work yesterday, and this woman on the seat in front of me was reading a magazine. It was an article about the Melbourne Cup, a horse race that happens around this time of year in Australia that everyone traditionally stops working to watch and bet on.

The article was... Choosing a horse by your horosocope. For each star sign there was a list of things to look for in the name of the horse, and lucky numbers. HELLO? It's one race. There's only going to be one winner. How exactly can it be lucky for Saggitarius to bet on 12, when Taurus has a sure thing on 3?

I wonder if they laughed their asses off while they wrote it.