Thu, 25, Oct 2001 11:13:00 AM

By Charles Miller on 25 October 2001

I had the strangest nightmare on Wednesday morning. My apartment had been burgled again, but this time they'd done a much more thorough job - taken the stereo and all my DVDs and the playstation and all but one of the computers.

They also left the place spotlessly tidy. My books were neatly piled up. The bed was made. The carpet was vacuumed (but the vacuum cleaner had been stolen too) Everything looked so... clean.

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