Courtesy of Candi, who knows me far too well for her own good:

Charleseque: adj: Similar to, resembling:

• An explanation that nobody else would even try to offer.
• An extensive and silly explanation to explain something simple.
• The logical mixed with a heaping of the absurd.
• The thought process that would come up with "It's easier to clean the picture of the carpet with photoshop than actually have someone clean the real thing."

All my friends make fun of me :P