From the XP Mailing List:

Ya know, that's what this business needs. Groupies. Forget higher salaries, or better perks, or more vacation time. Screw stock options, they're worthless anyway. Just once, I'd like to have three or four beautiful women bat their eyelashes at me and act fascinated when I talk about the cool new hack I invented. I don't need sex, I don't need personal service...I just want them to smile a lot, go "Oooh!" and actively participate in the conversation. -- Dave Storrs

If it wasn't so long, it'd make a great sig quote.