Caption competition:
- Imagine a Beowulf cluster of....
- When I asked for a G4 tower on my desktop...
- So, if one Mac is a lover, what's six stacked on top of each other?
- Recycled aluminium: 10c per can.
- Desperately trying to prove we belong at WWDC.
- Maybe if you hook them all together, they'll be able to run Doom 3?
- Confluence. Because if you can't trust a room full of crazed Mac bigots, who can you trust?
- All that's missing are a bunch of monkeys running around the base beating each other with sticks.
- Now we know what they're doing all day instead of fixing Javablogs...
Edit: I forgot...
- Hey, one of us has a girlfriend, too!
I'm tempted to say something about the towers of hanoi problem but I won't. All I will say is I'll take fries with mine.
which one's mine again ... doh!
Pictures like this always disgust me. You have six beautiful apple laptops, and I have one three-year-old PC. In any event, my contributions:
- And so the evil witch approached the door, a vast stack of apples in her basket.
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your power cord
- And you thought elephants were big and expensive....
I forget one, too:
Look! Sextuplets!
heh.
I'd have written:
"Bill Gates' home office."
How many macs does it take to change a light bulb?
"It takes six Apple Powerbooks and an iPod to cancel out the shame of owning two Dell computers."
:-)
Supersize me...
* Completely surrounded by Dell, Microsoft and beige-box hardware, the office Macs seek comfort and security by huddling together.
* "Mac Stack!"
* Think different, like all of us.
* 1 in 6 Apple Macs run Confluence (1)
(1) Based on an exhaustive survey of Atlassian office hardware by researchers independent of any university.
Hey, what's my laptop doing on the top of that stack! ;P
So we discovered that the altitude of the powerbook wasn't the problem, after all...