The things you own end up owning you:
1. Formatted capacity less. 2. Battery life depends on configuration and use. 3. Actual speeds lower. Compatible ISP required. Modem will function according to V.90 standards if V.92 services are not available. 4. Wireless Internet access requires AirPort Extreme Card, AirPort Extreme Base Station or AirPort Base Station, and Internet access (fees may apply). Some ISPs are not currently compatible with AirPort and AirPort Extreme. 5. Weight varies by configuration and manufacturing process. IMPORTANT: Use of this product is subject to acceptance of the software license agreements included in this package. Product contains electronic documentation. Backup copy of software included.
6. Do not taunt Happy Fun PowerBook.
Just let go, Charles. Let go.
Well, at least you do not have to type in some stupid serial number before you are able to use your _own_ computer.