June 29, 2004

Javablogs and WWDC Through the Bottom of a Glass

But for now, it's time to try to elbow my way into the Steve Jobs keynote. I described this to someone the other day as being "kinda like visiting Mecca", and got a very strange look.

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June 28, 2004

Help! My T610 is Being Evil!

Is there some key-combination that I can hold down to boot in diagnostic mode, or trigger a master reset without going through the menu, or generally just cause my phone to wipe its memory and restore itself to factory settings?

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June 24, 2004

Gmail Invitations - A Smart Idea

Over the next month Gmail is down more often than it is up, none of the programmers are getting any sleep because they're too busy putting out fires, and some sub-editor at the New York Times decides "Gfail?" would make a good headline for the post-mortem, which really isn't good publicity for a company looking towards its IPO.

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June 23, 2004

They're Multiplying...

Caption competition...

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June 21, 2004

Highlighting Search Terms with Javascript (Why you shouldn't)

The practical result, however, is different. It's very rare that I ask Google to give me a page that occasionally mentions the terms I am searching for. What I usually want is a page that is largely about the terms I am searching for.

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June 17, 2004

I Love Postgres

What is the difference between a number in single-quotes, and one outside? Well, sometimes it's a few orders of magnitude of performance.

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They're Made out of Meat

If they could grow human meat in a vat...

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June 16, 2004

Help: IDEA + OS X + CVS + SSH?

Wherein Charles finds the one thing that's getting in the way from him ditching Linux-on-the-desktop entirely.

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Today's Horoscope

Saggitarius: Your hard disk light will not go out today. Plan for occasional bursts of activity. Your lucky number is 2.6.5-gentoo-r1.

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June 11, 2004

Disclaimers on the Packaging of My New G4 Powerbook

The things you own end up owning you.

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Mini-Pattern: The File / Stream Duality

If you are writing an API that takes a filename, you _must_ also provide an API that does precisely the same thing to an arbitrary stream of bytes.

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June 08, 2004

The Need to Scribble

No, I don't. Pretty much everything I do is electronic, all of my records are electronic, why do I need to print anything out?

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June 06, 2004

Playing the Man, Not the Ball

What do you do? If you leave the comment un-challenged, you look like you're providing a supportive environment for random flamers. If you try to interject, you're getting into an argument that's really between the commenter and Bob, that you really have no personal interest in being a part of.

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June 05, 2004

Why No Mac Malware?

What I'd like to add, though, is that there is still no room for complacency, because none of this keeps you safe from specific threats. Specific threats make no use of the network effect: if I want to get into your computer, I no longer care about the market-share of your operating system.

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June 03, 2004

Rat, Food-Pellet.

Tonight, the only thing on TV is Starship Troopers. So guess what I'm doing?

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June 01, 2004

Three Pictures of Stuff

Random stuff that was hanging around taking up room on my phone.

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