It took me possibly a little too long to work this out, but I thought I'd better share this advice with the world.
If on a major holiday or birthday you buy a girl a gift from The Body Shop, you may as well be writing "I didn't have the faintest clue what to get you, so I ended up taking the path of least resistance" on the wrapping paper. Because that's what the gift be interpreted to mean, and lets face it guys, that's exactly why you ended up in The Body Shop in the first place.
Hope this helps, and may you all have a very happy holiday.
At least they will see our honesty and reward us in kind. Happy Holidays!
Yes! Another tie!
Given that I haven't worn a tie for two years, I think socks are more likely. :)
What is so hard about buying a girl a gift? C'mon Charles, connect to the feminine inside, i know it is in there somewhere of that goofy guy you pretend to be. I refuse to believe that you are this helpless. btw, yes, it is really me.
Last time I got in touch with my feminine side, it took out a restraining order. I am now not permitted to contact it in any way, or go within 100m or it.