Alan wandered across to announce that he'd made a break-through finding the cause of some bizarre OutOfMemoryErrors we had been experiencing. Apparently, the application was barfing after Hibernate tried to extract the ten millionth (!?!) address record from the database.
I couldn't help noticing this book was lying open prominently on his desk at the time. Inspiration for profiling work?

he should do some of this instead: http://www.lipsons.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/escher/relativity.html