I've always been amused with those online quiz things, you know, the ones where you fill out ten completely irrelevant questions and they tell you which Spice Girl you are. Sometimes, I even do them myself, although I'm happy to say I don't bore any of the rest of the world with the results. (I'm too busy boring the world with my geekiness instead.) Anyway, I took a “personality test” this morning. Based on things like what I dream about, what position I sleep in, and how I stand when I'm talking to people, this was my result:

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

What a load of utter bollocks.