Dear Ms Manners,

Today, whilst running up the steps from the train station, I found myself running behind a particularly attractive blonde girl. She was wearing very low-cut jeans that were doing a very bad job of covering a bright-red g-string. Keeping in mind the angle of the stairs, all this was happening at eye-level for me.

At first, I felt that politeness would dictate I look away. Then I thought, this must have been a deliberate choice on her part, and looking away would constitute an act of disrespect for her choice of attire. Would it, in fact, be impolite for me not to enjoy it?

Yours confusedly,

Two-minds In Newtown.