I am the number two Google result for Janie Porche Naked!

In other news, Rogers Cadenhead has done a particularly scary dossier on our favourite Switcher, documenting her run-in with the law at college, her letter to Wired, and even her golf score. It's a trifle disconcerting to think how long your past sins are remembered by search engines.

“ELECTRONS!!! I love them! I am going to marry a tall dark hansome electron one day. I hope it is soon!!! I will worry about the sexual side of our relationship later...” —Janie Porche