I want to disembowell my apartment building's Body Corporate with a rusty knife.

They're having the halls and staircase repainted. I don't mind this, I don't even begrudge them the paint-fumes, but why the hell are they only bringing the painters in on the weekend? Both days of this weekend, I've been woken up before 9am by guys on a ladder outside my front door talking too loudly. Waking up before 9am on a weekend is not my preferred mode of existence.

Bastards.