I had a random stab at a fortune this morning, and the computer spat this out. And now I want an mp3 of cynicaloptimist singing it. *grin*

Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook

Ever Onward! Ever Onward!
That's the sprit that has brought us fame.
We're big but bigger we will be,
We can't fail for all can see, that to serve humanity
Has been our aim.
Our products now are known in every zone.
Our reputation sparkles like a gem.
We've fought our way thru
And new fields we're sure to conquer, too
For the Ever Onward IBM!