Charles' five day plan for Getting Over It.

• Day one: Be way too fucking tired to feel anything. Don't lose it while she tactlessly plays all "our songs" on the CD player.
• Day two: Lose it completely. Sob. Accuse. Keep her up way too late while you tell her just how hurt you are. Wish you could just go home.
• Day three: Be perky. Hey, you've said what you have to say, you may as well enjoy yourself right? Have a really fun day, Enjoy yourself. Have the world's most incredibly cool game of scrabble. Score 36 points playing "sex" on a triple word score.
• Day four: Have fun. Lose at scrabble this time. Buy dinner. Generally enjoy life. Realise that you're getting over it, although "and" still applies far too strongly for comfort.
• Day five: leave.