Every Tuesday morning on JJJ radio, Tripod are given a subject, and challenged to write a song about it in an hour. The results are generally pretty funny, if a bit scary.

A week or two ago, The subject was the fact that The Queen and Bill Clinton were in the country at the same time. I Found Love in the Arse-End of the World (Real-audio, unfortunately)

This week, they had to do a parody of Alanis Morissette's "21 Things I Want in a Lover", which was slightly complicated by the fact that none of them had heard the song. As an added difficulty, they were also required to mention a "rare or pedigree cheese". 21 Things I Don't Want in a Lover (mp3)

(The "allegedly" references in the second verse of that won't mean anything unless you know about the Senator Heffernan and Wayne Carey stories.)