Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick by Ian Dury

In the deserts of Sudan, and the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan, every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, Ich liebe dich
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

In the wilds of Borneo, and the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo. Arapaho, move their bodies to and fro

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Das is gut, c'est fantastique
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me

On the dock of Tiger Bay, on the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to San Jose, over the hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
C'est si bon, ah, das machts nicht
Hit me, hit me, hit meHit me with your rhythm stick
Two fat persons, click click click
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me, hit me, hit me